Meet the Boytjie:
Name: Johann “Free Times” Strauss
Position: “Who cares, it’s all good – Let’s get Physical” and in Rugby: Flyhalf, Centre, Wing and Fullback.
Height: 183cm
Weight: 90kg
Speed: There was this one time – 9mth’s before birth… otherwise sometimes I move so fast, it looks like I’m standing still.
Skills: Chocolate Monster and Braai Master
Party Trick: Can be a pretty cool barman – flair bottles ‘chicks dig it’ … and then there is the ‘speaking with a foreign accent’ known as Afrikaans…
Best moment of the season: Winning every single game on the ‘Fields of Dreams’ – especially against Shebeen boys where I tackled their flyhalf, he went off – came back 10min’s later just for me to break him in half again – don’t recall seeing him after that.. or even at the fines…
In the off-season: Cooking, Horse riding and long walks on the beach.
Likes: Being poked on Facebook, Springboks, Poker, Movies, Animations, Concerts, Wakeboarding, Sport – Do not build character it revels it… oh and I love life!!
Seriously dislikes: Bryce Lawrence, Hayfever, Money – I keep on spending it.
Passionately hates: Bryce Lawrence family, negative people and Justin Bieber.
Daily lesson: “It’s the Journey that brings us happiness – not the destination”
Favourite quote: Some many…
“Alcohol – Because no great story ever started with a salad”
“Dogs have owners, Cats have staff”
“Signal your intentions in Life, Love and Traffic”
“Some people are all foam and no beer”
“Drink coffee and do stupid things faster”
…I love quotes… “Don’t get me started on the eye watering stuff”
Boobs n Bums:
Just a reminder of why I work where I do…
What happens at the Sharks Golf day, stays on the Fourths BBM group…
No Boobs or Buns pictures can be complete without my Beautiful wife… grrrr…
Beer:
Facial impression says - this is beer number Free…
Boytjie:
This water was THREEzing!
