Meet the Boytjie:
Name: Kiely
Position: Not hooker!
Height: 178cm
Weight: 87kg
Speed: Historically yes, currently not so much…unless there is free food on offer.
Skills: English arrogance
Party Trick: Ninja bombing
Best moment of the season: Coming on for my only appearance of the season, in the last game of the season, at flank. It’s the future!
In the off-season: Sits in a dark room and silently reflects.
Likes: Naps. Crushing children’s dreams.
Seriously dislikes: Squirrels, clowns & hospitals.
Passionately hates: Change.
Daily lesson: Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
Boobs n Bums:
Since becoming engaged, I dutifully stare at the ground in the presence of attractive females. (-ed. I was going to comment on the fact that we can’t actually see boobs or bums in this photo, but it is his fiance so that would be off-sides)
Beer:
“No Windhoek pics. I suggest you superimpose a big bottle in this pic.” << That is what Matt told me… seriously Matt???
Boytjie:
Doing what I do best. All action, all the time.
