Meet the Boytjie:
Name: Jannie
Position: Lock and Flank
Height: 187
Weight: 97kg
Speed: Unfortunately not…
Skills: Also unfortunately not…
Party Trick: Can down a draught in 2 seconds. No Windhoek is safe at fines-meeting time.
Best moment of the season: Against UCT: Stealing the ball from Milf when he was already over the try-line and then dotting down for the fiver and the glory! Let’s be honest I’ll probably never score again, unless I manage to steal it from another unsuspecting line-breaker.
In the off-season: I like hunting, fishing and gardening. I.e. living off the land. It’s just so much tastier to DIY. Now I just need to learn to make beer.
Likes: An ice cold beer after a day in the sun. Sometimes during the day in the sun too.
Seriously dislikes: Traffic, crowds, music concerts. What up with all these weirdo’s packing themselves into tight spaces and then gyrating and “whooping” to some emo dude on stage with more make-up than my mom?
Passionately hates: The Parlotones.
Daily lesson: American Hooters girls are the real deal. SA has not quite managed to replicate the brand.
Boobs n Bums:
Jannie took a trip to Hooters State-side, don’t they look lovely?
Beer:
Jannie said he couldn’t find any photos of himself with a Windhoek. He claims its because he drinks so fast that all the photos were of an empty bottle! This is what he sent me, I’m not impressed. How about you?
Boytjie:
Not only is deep sea fishing a boytjie sport, but that fish itself is quite the boytjie don’t you think?
